Havokfest Fairfax - strippers, beer, and computer stuff

Sept 22-25 I will be at Havokfest in Fairfax, VA. This is my first time going to Havokfest but with a combination of strippers, beer, and computers how can you go wrong? If you want havokfest gear to wear around like you went you can get it here P.S. Please stop emailing me and asking me when and where havokfest is. If you dont know you are not invited.