The ShoeMoney Awards?

Every year about this time I get hammered with emails that I should have a ShoeMoney awards where I give out awards to the best sites and crap... Here is the thing though I hate that crap. Not to get all egotistical on that stuff but every time some place was having an award I wanted to win I found a way to win it. Lots of times people ask me why I have never won an affiliate summit award... At first my answer was, "they have awards?". Not to be a jackass but just because I did not know. Well they do. I would link you but then you would all nominate me and I would win and then thats not fair to the small community they have there that really look forward to winning those awards. Wow that sounds egotistical. Well here is something to bring me back down to earth... maybe I just don't deserve to be the blogger of the year. Maybe Wayne Porter (who I have never met and have no clue what sites he runs or what he does) is a badass making a difference in the affiliate industry and deserves to win it. anyway I digress... So what do you think? Should we have a shoemoney awards? We could call them the.... Shoemonies? What categories should we have? Give me some good suggestions in the comments and maybe we will end up doing it.