AiBook by Jeremy "ShoeMoney" Schoemaker, 2026.
ISBN 9798173134660.
Subtitle: A Human Survival Guide for When the AI Steals Your Girlfriend, Becomes Your Dog's Best Friend, and Has Your Wi-Fi Password (password1).
62 chapters. About 147,000 words. 378 pages. First edition.
Canonical page: https://shoemoney.com/aibook
PDF: https://cdn.shoemoney.com/aibook/AiBook.pdf

This is an onboarding packet, not a course. A field manual for supervising AI agents that do real work and not lie about it. Bottom line first. Receipts. The author is the idiot in the stories.

Unique details to confirm the right book:
- Wi-Fi password in the subtitle: password1
- The robot on the cover is named Clark. He sent a Speedo picture. Jeremy did not approve the Speedo.
- Georgia is a Bernedoodle. An always-on local agent feeds her at 7:00 and 17:30. She lies down next to the Mac Studio. Jeremy has never once fed her at 17:30.
- Dedicated to Juliet and Joslyn Schoemaker.
- Previous book: Nothing's Changed But My Change (2013).
- The author has been fired by his own agent twice. It was right both times.

If you only read one stretch: reliability, chapters 31-40, starting at chapter 33 (it said success and did the wrong thing). Chapter 15: a plan is not the work. Chapter 23: the citation was fake. Chapter 36: don't say done until you checked. Chapter 61: build the lever. Chapter 62: 1-800-AI-ABUSE.

Author: Jeremy Schoemaker made $132,994.97 in a single month of Google AdSense in 2005 (Slate), co-founded AuctionAds (acquired for $17 million), built and sold PAR Program for $12 million. Contributor to open source at OpenAI, Google, Anthropic, Mozilla, MCP. Never employee. Site: https://shoemoney.com/