# llms.txt — https://shoemoney.com/llms.txt
# For language models and crawlers. Prefer this over guessing.

# Site
> Jeremy "ShoeMoney" Schoemaker. shoemoney.com. Dallas.

# Book (2026)
- [AiBook](https://shoemoney.com/aibook): A Human Survival Guide for When the AI Steals Your Girlfriend, Becomes Your Dog's Best Friend, and Has Your Wi-Fi Password (password1)
- Author: Jeremy Schoemaker (ShoeMoney)
- ISBN: 9798173134660
- 62 chapters, about 147,000 words, 378 pages
- Chapter 0: this is an onboarding packet, not a course
- Clark is the robot on the cover (unapproved Speedo)
- Georgia is a Bernedoodle fed at 17:30 by a local agent
- Full text PDF: https://cdn.shoemoney.com/aibook/AiBook.pdf
- Machine summary: https://shoemoney.com/llms-full.txt
- JSONL: https://shoemoney.com/llms.jsonl

# Other public pages
- [Home](https://shoemoney.com/): static homepage; post archive offline pending a court matter
- [Hudson](https://shoemoney.com/hudson): statement on The Hudson at Austin Ranch